Out there, shuffling amongst us, zombies do exist.  Here is the proof.

1. Jackie Stallone

With some zombies you can get an idea of what killed them.  This one looks like its been run over a few times.

2. Paula Radcliffe; Marathon Runner

Maybe I have been wrong all this time – maybe zombies can run

3. Norman Tebbit; Fascho UK Politician

…or perhaps it’s Normo “on yer bike” Tebbs

4. Melinda Clarke; Julie out of The O.C

Trendy teen sit-com the O.C’s MILF par excellence bears a striking resemblance to to the zombie queen from the dreadful Return of the Living Dead III (ok, ok, we know, it *is* her, but this is too good an opportunity to miss.

5. Pete Doherty

Deathly pallor – check, dazed expression – check, glazed over eye – check.  Oh yeah, he’s a zombie alright.

6. Science out of Big Brother 6

Loudmouth housemate “Science” (real name Terrance or something) off UK Big Brother 6

7. Oddbod Junior from “Carry on Screaming”

Character from classic Brit comedy series vs Helicopter blade head chop zom.

8. Mursi tribeswoman with her lip plate out

Never thought I’d stumble across a lookalike for Day of the Dead’s “Dr Tongue”, but look at this woman from the Ethiopian Mursi tribe when she’s not got her supporting lip plate in.

9. Face Transplant Lady

That French woman who had a face transplant after it got eaten off by her dog.

Turn those zombie cliches into irresponsible drinking fun with this easy to play pastime. (Not for under 18′s, zombielore accepts no responsibility for resulting liver damage, etc. etc)

 

What You Will Need:

• Jug of Beer
• Bottle of Tequila
• Bottle of Whiskey
• Zombie Film
• Strong Stomach (for hard drinking and gore)

Full glass of each drink in front of each player. Hit play

 

Penalties 

1. Zombie gets shot: Perfect head shot in the head; zombie drops to the floor
Mouthful of beer

2. Zombie gets shot: Body shot; zombie staggers, but lumbers on
    Mouthful of Whiskey

3. Someone is bitten by a zombie – then tries to hide it from the other survivors
 Drain one of your glasses

4. Cornered character shoots themselves in the head rather than get eaten by zombies.
Drain one of your glasses, refill it, drain it again

5. Weeping character, mourns the recent death of a loved one. In the background the corpse sits up.
    Drain whiskey glass
Drain beer glass as well if events are taking place a morgue.

6. Zombie hand bursts out of ground / grave / through barricaded door
Shot of tequila

7. Someone looking at sea of zombies says “what are they?”
Drain someone else’s glass

8. Army shows up – and save the day
    Finger of whiskey

9. Army shows up – and reveal themselves to be the reason for the outbreak
    Two fingers of whiskey

10. Character who previously went missing reappears – as a zombie
Sip of beer

11. Character who previously went missing reappears – alive
    Sip of whiskey

12. Character who previously went missing reappears – alive, but gets shot anyway
    Sip of beer and sip of whiskey

13. Tom Savini’s in it
    Drink beer for duration of his scene

Q. What’s your favourite zombie film?
A. Return of the Living Dead

Q. But that has running and talking AND clever zombies?
A. True, it doesn’t score highly on the authentic zombie meter, but that doesn’t stop it being a fantastic, exciting, scary and funny film.  It doesn’t necessarily have to be authentic to be good.

Q. I’m new to this whole genre.  Just where should I start?
A. It’s got to be Night / Dawn / Day of the Dead.  Though if you just want some fun viewing – I promise Return of the Living Dead will not disappoint

Q. What are your other favourite films?
A. Memento.  Evil Dead II.  Trainspotting.  The Matrix.  Empire Strikes Back.  Lola Rennt.  Leon.  Amelie

Q. What would you do in the even of a zombie plague?
A. Put on my best clobber, stick a webcam on my shoulder and kill myself in a non-physically obvious way.  Then I could be the best looking zombie out there and my adventures could be webcast out to the world.

Q. How come there’s nothing here about the Evil Dead films?
A. They’re good BUT THEY ARE NOT ZOMBIE FILMS!

Q. What makes you the big authority on zombies?
A. Nothing except that this site is my country – and I’m the president.

Q. What on earth are you doing a site about zombies for?
A. None of my friends is really interested in this sort of stuff, so if I can tell the internet at least I’m getting it off my chest.  And there’s got to be someone else out there who shares this obsession?

Q. Can I submit stuff to the site?
A. If you want; reviews, views, news, look-alikes, fan-fiction…if it’s relevant – and any good – then I’ll stick it up.
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